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Post by Steve on Jan 1, 2006 2:01:25 GMT -5
*is glad someone's cooperative* That crackhead needs to be straightened out. Hopefully right after she views it, she'll get started on that Book Six revision (the end of which also features Dumbledore alive and well, threatening to spank Fred Weasley for some reason)
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Post by Chibi Laura Monkey on Jan 1, 2006 2:02:04 GMT -5
...Okay, not too keen on this video now....
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Post by Steve on Jan 1, 2006 2:03:24 GMT -5
Oh crap, I didn't mean to let that slip... I meant you George, honey, I meant George...
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Post by Chibi Laura Monkey on Jan 1, 2006 2:03:58 GMT -5
I could so see that....
"Out of the corner of his eye, Harry saw Dumbledore, looking a little worse for the wear, talking quietly to Fred.
'Mr Weasley, please see me in my office later tonight. And bring some nog.'
And Harry could've sworn he heard Dumbledore saying he'd spank Fred, but he just shook it off and let Hermione pull him into a closet."
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Post by Steve on Jan 1, 2006 2:05:46 GMT -5
lol You've got the writing style down!
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Post by Chibi Laura Monkey on Jan 1, 2006 2:06:39 GMT -5
OH YEAH! *goes to write Book 7 before crackhead JKR screws it up*
I shall call it.... Harry Potter and the Spanking of the Weasley
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Post by Steve on Jan 1, 2006 2:09:25 GMT -5
*shrugs* It works
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Post by Chibi Laura Monkey on Jan 1, 2006 2:11:17 GMT -5
w00t
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Post by Steve on Jan 1, 2006 2:19:10 GMT -5
Chapter One: Ginny-Sue - DEAD
Chapter Two: Stag "Discovers" Otter (lol hope you can decipher that one)
Chapter Three: Dumbledore - ALIVE
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Post by Chibi Laura Monkey on Jan 1, 2006 2:20:51 GMT -5
Yes, the book shall be three chapters, each two hundred pages long. The real Ginny comes back, the stag and the otter get busy, and Dumbles rapes Fred
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Post by Steve on Jan 1, 2006 2:37:02 GMT -5
Perfect! Not only are you Fred, you're JK Rowling! *doesn't know how that would work, doesn't care*
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Post by lyndseychattaway on Jan 1, 2006 2:38:12 GMT -5
oooh and you forgot one...
CHAPTER FOUR: SIRIUS, THE POTTERS, AND THE LONGBOTTOMS: BACK FROM VACATION!
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Post by Steve on Jan 1, 2006 2:46:41 GMT -5
YOU'RE RIGHT! *adds it*
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Post by Chibi Laura Monkey on Jan 1, 2006 2:47:42 GMT -5
But that's two hundred more pages to write!
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Post by lyndseychattaway on Jan 1, 2006 2:49:44 GMT -5
then theres Chapter Five: Laura, Nel, and Lyndsey: the invasion of Hogwarts...
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